I’ve been Summoned (No you haven’t, Philip John Godlewski)

Phil does the creepy stare thing to make you think he’s withholding his true identity.
He is not. He is a NOBODY from Pennsylvania named Philip John Godlewski. Saying he’s been asked to do something super cool, but “when it happens” he can’t tell anyone he did it, is the ultimate insult to any free-thinking Patriot with an actual soul. You weren’t summoned Philip. STOP playing pretend bc you look like an absolute MORON.