Park Ranger With Low IQ

My only intention and plan was to mind my own business and go for a long walk by the American River in Sacramento, CA on this beautiful beautiful day, when…

A bee started harassing me like I never experienced before so I decided to break off a small little branch that had many leaves on it so I could swipe the bee with it and not risk getting stung when.
This Ranger comes out of nowhere, claiming I killed part of the tree by breaking off the branch and gives me a ticket.