Derek Johnson Humor

1 year ago
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What someone meant for bad, we turn for good. Funny how publicity works.

Willie Nelson wrote a song called, "Still Not Dead," after all the lies and hoaxes about him dying... Guess it's time for my own version.

Lyrics go something like this:

I woke up n' still never been arrested in my life
Guess I'll never been an outlaw if I never don those stripes
But I'm on the good side of the news, you're welcome Mom, ahh that's right
I woke up n' still never been arrested in my life

Thanks for the publicity!

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