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Mixtapian - Ascension Unlikely (incel rap)
Original upload date: Apr 12, 2019
Lyrics:
I really wanna embrace a woman's waist
But I can't get a date cause of my sub 8 face
It's an unfortunate case, you can launch it to space--
Inescapable fate. Genetical hate--
It's a waste, not all of us want murder sprees
It's no hyperbole, foids purposely...
Climb the tree of hypergamy
Fucking my self-esteem and hurting me
Keep on swiping, a match is unlikely
I wanna hug some women, but they don't like me
Nightly, sleeping without a girl to cuddle
It's a subtle "fuck you" from the world of trouble
Gonna lay down and rot, play with my cock
Collecting NEETbuxx without a woman to fuck
I just wanna hug, but Chad got me mogged
I just got cucked from being worthy of love
I've tried all the apps, back to the fap--
I went down the dark path and my heart turned black
I'm an incel, in hell, based and black pilled
My crush's pussy is Chad's 6 course meal
Femanon, with a thong, banging long dongs
I'm coping with this by making some songs--
I'm gone, fuck being a blue pilled orbiter
I'm out the corridor, based virgin sorcerer
At least I can't catch any STDs
My inhib is lower than my SMV
And women around me are such NPCs
Roasties and "foodies" with plane emojis
I can't ascend, the pain never ends
A black pilled foid would be a godsend
Fuck r/IncelTears, they want male tears
We got a bunch of incels in denial over here
Have a beer, stop drinking some soy, boy
Accept who you are and get black pilled, goy
Subreddit of the day, never forget
Even normie reddit thinks you're mentally unfit--
Get blown the fuck out, shut your fucking mouth
None of you niggas know what you're talking about
Call the cops when you see Mixtapian
So you can lock me up with a false rape accusation
Signalling virtues, asking "who hurt you?"
Go back to bed jew, it's past your curfew
Yikes sweaty, let's unpack this
Fact check, fat chicks, they want chad dick
Fuck these whore lies, they fuck more guys
Guys with hunter eyes and sharp jawlines
My life is a mess, it's not the fucking best
She wants Mr Right but she swiped him to the left--
It's a death, for my self-esteem
How could a person be this fucking mean?
"Get therapy bro, just shower bro"
"I'm sure haircuts will help you drown in hoes"
Not with my nose, not with my flow
Not with new clothes, JFL
Never underestimate the power of a hole--
Even if it's lubed up, used up and old
Fuck feminists, they're pretentious sexists
If they cared about men, incels wouldn't exist
Listen to this, male misandrists
Cuckmaxxing won't get you a kiss
I'm a cursed virgin and a hurting person
I'm immersing the black pill and I can't stop lurking
I'm a NEET, but I still got no time for these bitches--
Only like girls who grant me black pilled wishes--
It's my mission.. to make out with black pilled women--
If only they weren't a rare existence
I want them to hold me and get cozy
But I'm coping, girls don't even wanna know me
Oh shit! Centrelink cut my payments
My NEET haven is in need of saving
Gotta wagecuck some bucks, but the job market is fucked
I wanna meet a girl and have my dick sucked
Let me win the lottery, I fucking love money
So I can lay down and rot without any worries
It's just a dream, a stupid fantasy
If only I didn't have social anxiety
Hang by a tree, bang all these
Holes for free, wholesome treat
But I'm not Chadpreet, I'm a useless NEET
Pussy belongs to Chad only
Free download: https://soundcloud.com/mixtapian/mixtapian-ascension-unlikely
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