Tying my first fly

Grabbed some clearance 1/4oz jig heads to practice tying flys with - I say I’m going for a woolly booger but, uh, that’s not what I end up with- here’s the entirety of my first, very sad, probably won’t catch anything, jigging hand tied fly.
Some humor, history and frizzy hair
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ITM - TYFYC - OTO