(Aston Martin enters the chat)

Sha la la
La la la
Ooooo oo
Everybody
Shake your body

F1 is back for 2023
Red bull are taking the actual piss been 1 second a lap faster than everybody else
But who cares
We’ve got a more exciting battle
Fernando sigmalonso
Osama bin latte boi
And lewis midfieldmilton
The 3 of them came together at the Bahrain Grand Prix so I do my usual in depth technical analysis and I stay calm the whole time

Also, slight correction
I believe Naomi sniff was actually taking the piss out of the other commentator who said ‘is it encouraging’
So perhaps it is Natalie Pinkham who is possessed by the devil
Either way somebody’s getting an exorcism

What else
…
Idk
Did you see the Mercedes ransom note they put out cos their fans where raging at them
Saying ‘no hard feelings if you’re not along for the journey’
Lol
But I thought the Mercedes shaggers where all ‘love & peace’
We all know thats a load of bollocks
Mercedes fans literally brush their teeth with a bar of soap

What else
Ooo I know
Im currently building a new shed
Cos the old one had a wasp nest under the floor
And because im a BIZness man entrepreneur im using this as an opportunity to make the brand new shed into a studio for my podcast
And we're almost at 2000 mohawk sympathisers on the Patreon so well done everybody
You’re funding the Sheffield mafia

K luv u bye xxx