Anyone in the ABC or SBS looking for a Standover Comedian, Writer, Actor, Extraordinaire?

Anyone in the ABC or SBS looking for a Standover Comedian, Writer, Actor, Cunt? C’mon. Let me get some of that taxpayer money and actually write shit that people want to see., instead of that boring woke crap You can always say i was hired for my alphabet surname 🤡🌏🤣