Johnson Dohnson

"I'm not just a tank, I'm a Transformer!"
"Sorry, can't stop. I'm in a carpool."
"I'm not a taxi, but I can still give you a ride."
"I'm like a bulldozer, but with a cooler paint job."
"I'm not fat, I'm just heavy metal!"
"I'm the ultimate crash test dummy!"
"I'm not a hero, I'm a driving machine!"
"I'm not drunk, I'm just a little tipsy...from all the fuel."

Choose the one you like.