Opie and Anthony: Hustle and Half-Life! Guest starring Lewis Black! 12/21/1998

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Noticing the hustle! The TREE! And scams!

"Swindle the people!" Welp, happens in Athens too. Storytime.

Greed? How about desperation? Both?

Scam? You do get a picture, so it's more of a hustle. Annoying, I'm sure.

Opie's "psyche." He's been trying to figure it out.

READY TO ROCK!

Bunch of faxes. Opie reads.

Recharging batteries. Ant has questions on Opie's check.

Storytime. Scott Muni. Back to Clinton.

Where is everyone? The guys wonder.

What they have heard on the news. Ant rants.

"GO ON FULL BOAR!"

Ant's prediction and how "nothing gets done."

"Just a bunch of wasted time."

Christmas shopping.

"Just staring picking stuff and run!"

How Ant and Jen handle Christmas shopping.

Giants fans. Football talk.

Lewis Black coming in! YAY!

"He loves politics."

Ant=Addicted to Half-Life.

How to get rid of your spouse=HALF LIFE!

9 hours? Bah! Amatuer!

Ant explains Half-Life. Storytime.

"It's an unfolding story!"

NO! It is not like Dungeons and Dragons!

"You should be the spokesman for Half-Life."

Say hello to Lewis Black!

Osama Bin Laden mentioned. Oh dear...

What would get bombed. Ant has questions.

Lewis Black on Clinton. "A monkey could be running the country!"

Recap of how things were handled.

"Both sides are AHOLES."

Digging up dirt.

Lots of anger, more dirt and more Cigars around the World.

"Clinton" draws near.

Plug. About 25 years later...ahaahah.

Christmas=Irritating, according to Lewis Black.

How Jews celebrate the holidays, fun with Dreidels.

Christmas Trees=From joyous to fire hazard.

Who created guilt, who codified it, who is tense.

Still getting that word wrong. "That's dogland!"

Going off! What happened during the birth.

Ant has questions. "YEEEEEEHOOOO!"

"Fertily drugs and a chemical waste dump.

Black needs some more coffee.

Back to different religions/denominations.

Bombing in Iraq. "What are you waiting for, a pizza!?"

Ant finds the whole thing "fishy."

"Jessie the Body" for president, according to Anthony.

Starting over, with Lewis Black. "Something we can all relate to."

Caller. Family is Protestant, Jewish, and Catholic.

"I feel like I should do an infomercial." Coffee/mocha machines.

Black is asked for "final thoughts." 1998: "The year everybody went nuts."

"It's all downhill from here."

Saying good-byes.

Steven Tyler and what he did for his daughter, Mia Tyler.

Pictures of the internet. Anna Kournikova. They like what they see.

Pepsi One and more of that.

Ant describing an eye surgery. Opie is appalled. "I'm getting that feeling again!"

Jack Frost and Micheal Keaton, Half-Life, Ant does not want to be grossed out. Irony.

Opie explains "The Dentist." Hah! I remember that.

Can't get through the movie. Still, it was well acted.

Opie explains some more. Phones going nuts.

Hah! Been there! DRILLS! Caller. DRILLS!

Opie=grossed out. "Pretty sick movie."

To me, the Dentist=Poesque.

Caller. "Last call of the day."

"Great commentary."

No "Sounds of Cranes." Oh well.