Mayor Gollum loses the Precious (Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice)

Mayor Lori Lightfoot. Gollum. Beetlejuice. She lost her re-election bid for the mayor of Chicago. Which of course means that Chicago can only win. Not in a way that would actually matter, Chicago has been ruled by the Mob and Machine Politics for over a century. But things might improve marginally. Who knows, they might even reduce the crime rate by a small percentage, which should be enough for the msm to herald Vallas as a hero. At least he might pretend to give a smidgen about Chicagoans, and not hold his own constituency in contempt. Who am I kidding, he's a Democrat ^^

So OF COURSE CNN, NBC and MSNBC will softball him.´, corruption nonwithstanding.

Long live Mayor Gollum. May she find another Precious. Hopefully as far away from public office as Joe Biden is from the nuclear codes.