Citizen Of The Year🎖

#goodsemaritan #animals #bear #dotherighthing #passiton #smokey Smokey The Bear fixing city parking cones on Gravel Trail as part of his court ordered community service. Smokey The Bear’s life began spinning out of control once he learned that he wasn’t the public spokes animal he thought he was after uncovering the propaganda that he was paid to create was part of an elaborate government conspiracy to keep people from going camping or spending time outdoors. At one point, Smokey breaks into a rant about the government wanting to lock us all in our houses and never go outside all while on live television, going off script, resulting in him being promptly tranquilized by Fish and Wildlife. Right before the live tv feed cuts out and just before Smokey loses consciousness he seemed to mumble the words “they jabbed me, they will jab us all!” before finally slumping to the floor twitching. Three weeks later Smokey woke up in a Chinatown Opium den with a headache and a nasty addiction. From there his life was a long repetitive series of opium dens, whores and drunken late night Chinese food takeout sense he rarely left Chinatown. After getting kicked out of the Opium Den for failing to pay his bills Smokey wandered his way to Joshua Tree looking for hippies so he might be able to score. While smoking Mendocino grade joints and wandering all the way from Joshua Tree on Hunter S Thompsons last bag of mescaline and last bottle of qualludes he found lying in the middle of the Laurel Canyon desert, Smokey almost burnt down the entirety of Malibu, California where all those rich entitled celebrities almost died…your honor on further review of the case this bear deserves to be exonerated and reinstated as a public spokes animal and nominated Citizen of the Year.

P.S. Feel free to build on Smokey’s Back Story in the Comments and I will make a video out of it :)