Wally Gathers Hard Evidence with Salad Tongs

Watch Wally update his audience regarding "the assault" on his car. A few days earlier, Wally noticed his windshield was busted. Naturally it was a coordinated attack from the global elites/leftists/BLM/Anitfa/and The Trolls. Wally then shows three nearby rocks that he bagged-and-tagged for evidence. Don't worry! He used salad tongs to pick them up so CMPD's CSI division can spend dozens of man hours figuring out who broke a $200 insured windshield. Make sure to check out the part where Wally invites his audience to come to his home to murder him.