an open mic @ yet another shitty dive bar...more reflections

once again...lost in the projects
soooooo traumatized right now
ag yells at stoplight
gentrification...progress, right
i really do have a man in my head
stuck diagonally in the left turn lane
what life is like w/out gps
bigger picture means always being late
why leave turn signal on after you complete the task
i would rather just stay drunk @ the house
they're either on board or they're not
why ag never bombs (no matter how it seems on camera)
totally killed it right before i left
this is the beauty of doin standup...learning
i am cringing reflecting on my performance
it was actually worse than being up there haha
we have the exact opposite experience as the rest of society
this is america yawl...save the strip malls!
that movie theater has had some shootings
imma exaggerate just like everyone in the media
what's the real reason behind naming the dodge...did i just rob dane cook a little bit
comedy is a very broad art form so i probably shouldn't be so hard on people esp my colleagues
fake people, boring people, women
women get away with a lot becuz society caters to em
this is not the part of the road you keep thinking it is, amy
i fast from a lotta things, that's what we're supposed to do
limits show you how much you can stretch yourself
stretch it, mf, stretch it