Cocaine Bear | 2023 Movies RANKED - Episode 8
Follow along as RANKED reviews a new movie release every week of 2023, slowly compiling the best films of the year into a sacred hierarchical list.
Previous Episode RANKED List:
1. Infinity Pool
2. M3GAN
3. missing
4. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
5. Magic Mike’s Last Dance
6. Knock at the Cabin
7. Plane
Cocaine Bear is the perfect example of a movie with a unique idea that, upon watching it, you quickly realize is just that: a singular idea. A bear doing cocaine may be “funny” for a minute or two in any other movie, but not enough to sustain its own movie, because once the novelty wears off we need something else. Anything else. But this movie has nothing else. And as far as tone goes I have no idea what this is. It’s not funny enough to be a comedy. It’s not thrilling enough to be a thriller. And it’s certainly not a dark comedy. A comedy doesn’t suddenly become “dark” just because it’s excessively violent. Dark comedies have grit and are played straight, and the humor comes from the absurdity of the events transpiring within that serious tone. Instead this movie has the bright and shiny appearance and obnoxious performances of a cartoon, but nothing clever or interesting beyond its ear-catching title. If you haven’t seen this movie yet, DON’T. Whatever idea you have in your head right now based on the title is far better than what the movie actually is, so please, live out the rest of your life with that and stay far away from this loathsome and unfunny piece of scat.
-
16:33
World Nomac
4 hours agoJapan's HIGH SPEED Bullet Train 🇯🇵
6.86K -
2:03:16
Darkhorse Podcast
5 hours agoThe 242nd Evolutionary Lens with Bret Weinstein and Heather Heying
32.5K30 -
1:36:41
vivafrei
4 hours agoKamala Harris v. Donald Trump Debate Analysis: ALL SHE DOES IS LIE! Viva Frei Live
64.7K85 -
1:16:41
The Quartering
5 hours agoMassive Debate Bias Backfires, Taylor Swift Endorses Kamala Gets Trolls & Haitians Eating Pets
68K77 -
1:16:41
Mally_Mouse
7 hours agoLet's Yap About It - LIVE! -- Trump/Harris Debate Recap
36.9K13 -
1:45:45
Melonie Mac
3 hours agoGo Boom Live Ep 20!
32.3K3 -
1:00:25
Russell Brand
8 hours ago“THREE ON ONE” ABC Moderators BLASTED For Kamala Bias In GANG UP On Trump - DEBATE REACTION! - SF450
243K443 -
2:09:24
WeAreChange
6 hours agoArchitect Reveals Latest Bombshell 9/11 Revelations!
80.2K53 -
58:52
TheMonicaCrowleyPodcast
5 hours agoThe Monica Crowley Podcast: Trump Authenticity for the Win
35.5K4 -
1:09:29
The Kevin Trudeau Show
7 hours agoEXCLUSIVE! Is Kevin Trudeau Going Back To Jail?! | The Kevin Trudeau Show | Ep. 47
29.4K19