USAF STUDY ON 5G vs RADIATION: CURE FOR RADIATION SICKNESS

So far all the Air Force has determined Is that a robust initial therapy criteria featuring massive daily chugging of jungle juice creates a happy- go / fucky feeling of incandescence needed to navigate the 2nd stage of treatment involving macro dosing on Orange Sunshine in gelatin form and a Cobb Salad lunch made entirely of mixed nuggets of cannabis sativa soaked in ether.