Megan Fox Is A Vampire🩸

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Megan Fox is so hot she’s going to Hell 🔥
I swear I thought she seemed nice, but I must have been distracted by her mesmerizing features and voluptuous rack. I forgot that old fable that the devil sometimes comes as a sexy scarlet woman. Thankfully, I was reminded by films like Bedazzled and Easy A. Crazy that Megan and MachineGunKelly drink eachothers blood for ritual purposes (her words!) but after films like Eyes Wide Shut, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas and all the Adrenogate leaks from the Wikileaks emails, I’m not shocked. It’s very much in character with the City of Fallen Angeles as of late. There’s a reason the graphic novel series Constantine was fighting demons in LA of all places. After Kelly “confronted” Comedian Sam Tripoli at The Comedy Store I realized that although this evil stuff is very real, so much of Hollywood are idiots playing goth vampires to seem edgy.

Video by Joey B. Toons on YT.