Conscious Underwear (Spoken Word)
Conscious Underwear
I always wonder 'what?'
when I'm wearing underwear,
simpletons, by the millions,
that did not seem to care,
did not seem to care,
that i was wearing underwear,
when the underwear i wore,
would have give them quite a scare.
scared,
you would have felt your limits end,
the underwear i wore that day,
would have drove you round the bend,
a little bit more embarrassing,
than simply smuggling grapes,
i gave my clothing consciousness,
then my underwear escaped,
&
it's only been one day,
they've already robbed 3 stores,
i understand the fabric softener,
but what they need money for,
i blame the parents,
& the people in charge,
look whats gone and happened,
now my underwear's at large,
&
i can't begin to guess,
where they got themself a gun,
they've killed so many people,
and did it just for fun,
they also talk behind my back,
It don't matter what you heard,
their insults are like boasts,
and it just makes them absurd,
Mic drop,
Cuz what I just said was epic,
Using the types of words,
That'll have you queuing for the chemist,
but they don't sell Valium there
no choice but to live with memories,
of my conscious underwear,
&
you think you're behaving,
like you've seen it all before,
when once you've spoke to aliens,
it just leaves you wanting more!?
all alone and in the dark,
maybe my briefs will come for you,
like the purest blackest boxer shorts,
of concentrated doom!!!
😂🤣
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