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HOW DOES THIS WORK?
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For example, we answered these questions
in prior tests with a Yes or No,
as shown on videos uploaded to the Internet:
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Is my Indian organic rice free of pesticides? NO
Is my Rumoe pasta free of pesticides? NO
Is my Mollisani pasta free of pesticides? YES, MOSTLY
Is my ghee contaminated with metals? YES
Is my "organic ghee" contaminated with pesticide? NO
Is my dollar-store "99% isopropyl" really 99% alcohol? NO - it contains 29% sugar
Is my flouride-free remineralizing toothpaste from Japan abnormally radioactive? YES, slightly
Is my British flouride-free remineralizing toothpaste abnormally radioactive? YES, greatly
Do my vitamin D3 with K2 supplements have abnormal radioactivity? YES
Does a magnetic bracelet/anklet/necklace provide the minimum 550 uT therapeutic threshold? NO
Does a 12V to 110V inverter provide square, modified square, or true sine wave output? TRUE SINE
Does this 110V inverter's voltage exceed 125V, thereby damaging my gear? YES
Does this 110V inverter produce spikes that damage my gear? YES, only visible with 150 Mhz 'scopes
Does this 110V inverter provide 60 Hz as it claims? NO
This ozonator provide the minimum 810 mg/hour ozone required for sterilization? NO
Does this baby "jaundice blue light" produce any unwanted UVB or UVC light? YES
Does this "Hulda Clark" -type zapper meet its advertised specs? NO, per the oscilloscope
Does this USB power bank really provide 25000 mAH? NO
Does this USB charger provide a stable 5V output? NO
Is this really alcohol-free / sugar-free / no-salt? NO
PLEASE INQUIRE BY TEXT ONLY: ( 6 0 4 ) 5 1 2 - 9 5 SIX SEVEN
* N.B
1. Consumable items will not be returned
2. Lead acid batteries can be diagnosed from hi-res photos
Are my organic lentils free of pesticides? NO (Agrees with Mike Adams, the Health Ranger's podcasted warning)
Is my 12V sealed lead acid battery leaking lead? YES
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