Church of the OG--The Gospel According to Tore (Book of Shoplifter the Righteous)

From the Book of Shoplifter the RighteousShow more

When you’ve done nothing wrong and you are following the law, you’re doing things with good intentions. That’s all you need and everything comes to…to be. You know…I, I, I can’t, I can’t explain that easier. If you are simply doing your thing, with good intentions. Right? You’re good.

It’s like walking out of a store when you’re eating a cutie. You didn’t mean to steal it, you just got whatever. No one’s going to arrest you because you were walking out, eating it, and forgot to pay it. Right? They’ll see. They’ll run the cameras back. They didn’t have that intention because he checked out with $300 worth of groceries. Why wouldn’t they pay for that one thing? They were still eating it while going through the grocery line. The intention wasn’t there.

Lesson

So long as the intention is good, it is okay to enter a store, open something for which you have not paid and gleefully consume it as you walk past the cashier and out the door. If your intentions are good, you will never be arrested. The way of ANTIFA is the way of THE OG!

All hail the alliance of good and evil. THE OG has made it righteous. Say HER name, ye silly sheep!

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Remember, your intention drives your outcome. If your intentions are mal, you’re going to get mal. That’s basically it. So please, don’t start, “Oh please, this guy’s an infiltrator. This one. This one. Pretend everyone’s an infiltrator and be…be like Jesus. Right? Say all right, I’m not going to target you. I’m going to let you be and I’m going to voice my concern. “Nah, I don’t think I agree with that”.

But up to there, other than that, I’ll just sit back and watch. You can do your thing and if other people join you, I can say, “Ahhh, I don’t think so”, but up to there you let people make their own choices and suddenly you see where the chips fall. You see the operators. You see how they’re done and you can see why it’s being done.

NOTE: The historical origins of the above verses remain unclear. Many Tore Scholars believe that it came from the Book of Pompous Maximus, while others believe the verses to have been unearthed from beneath the shattered visage of “Ozymandius” (Sorry Percy!).

Lesson

We do see how it’s being done and we must now go forth and educate the sheep.

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Brothers and sisters, this concludes this morning’s selected readings from the Book of Tore.

AND ALL THE PEOPLE SAID: “PSY-OP!”
AND ALL THE PEOPLE SAID: “PSY-OP!”
AND ALL THE PEOPLE SAID: “PSY-OP!”