Chelsea Handler Mocks Childless Women In Daily Show Video

Chelsea Handler recently made a hilarious video for The Daily Show, poking fun at the younger generation of women who don't have kids. In the video, she wakes up at 6 a.m. and remembers that she has no kids to take to school, so what does she do? She takes an edible and masturbates before going back to sleep. Ah, the joys of being childless! She wakes up at 12:30 p.m. and gets ready for a busy day of doing whatever she wants. She puts on her most impractical and stylish shoes because why not? No need to worry about chasing kids around the grocery store.

She then jets off to Paris to grab a croissant at her favorite spot, followed by a meditation session on the plane because, let's face it, who needs to deal with screaming kids on a flight? The weightlessness of her existence has even granted her superhuman powers, allowing her to teleport herself back home. Next up, a night out with a hot guy she met on Riah that morning. And don't worry, she calls up a babysitter and tells her she doesn't need her because she still doesn't have kids.

To cap off her day, she hits Mount Everest for a quick workout and even invents the time machine to go back in time and kill Hitler. Because, you know, why not use your childless freedom to indulge in pointless pleasures and kill historical figures? It's amazing what you can do when you don't have the responsibility of raising children.