The Bloody Brandon Bowl *** Sunday, Feb. 12, 2023

(Phoenix, Arizona) The U.S. government has finally identified those strange objects in the sky. Two weeks ago an ISIS terrorist cell consisting of seven men carrying large backpacks and dressed all in black were traveling North through Mexico when they entered unchecked through the wide open U.S. southern border. Then on Sunday, February 12, 2023 they held two pilots at gunpoint as they hijacked a Goodyear blimp. It was flying at an altitude of 1,500 feet as it was meandering along at 40 knots on its way to Glendale, Arizona. The ISIS hijackers had brought with them a 20-mega-ton nuclear suitcase bomb (courtesy of the CCP) and they were about to land the blimp in the middle of the State Farm Stadium, which at the time, was filled to capacity with 72,200 football fans in attendance for Super Bowl LVII — including the wife of the most corrupt president in the history of the United States, who smiled as she was booed when she first entered the stadium. The foolish old gold-digger had thought they were shouting, "Let's go Brandon!"