I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF CHURCH SERVICE THIS IS...BUT IF SOMEONE DID THAT TO MY KID....

POW. Right in the kisser. I don't know what kind of BS this is but I can tell it is a 501(c)(3) devil worshiping church. Catholic? Jewish? Some other screwed up cult? I can just hear it now "but Jim that is a man of God"...you do that to any kid of mine and you might get to meet God.