God is the only founding Father..."constitutional rights" eroded...uhhh, yep

ag drinks almond milk
the man in my head adores me
milk cartons amy, hello
it does look like a box tho
i dunno why this is so funny to me
cereal isn't real food anyway and we do eat like dogs
those that sell products prove what they think of "humans"
technically we are animals
i can disagree w/ God on this one
satan proving that humans wanna be swine
americans are proud to be obvious pigs
i am living in squaller always
americans don't smell the constant shit in their pants
if they start to smell the shit in their pants then they just blame somebody else
there's nothing to love about that
harr ball, so common
shit falling everywhere per usual
***blowing shit up to prove how much they love living in a country constantly shitting themselves
fireworks are a prime example of destroying shit in the name of freedom
dazzle our kids with the pretty colours and scare the bloody hell outta the vets (and animals)
go out n take a walk or ride my bike at 3am
buying crap from various corporate conglomerates
the pros n cons of living in america
i can keep some of my $
they still take $ from those on the poverty line hahaha this country is nothin but silly shit (that's a really nice way of putting it)
many places worse in other regards
if i was living anywhere else, i'd just be there ya know
in america people have too much time to sit around and complain
whining due to ignorance of true adversity
i tried to be a patriot during trump time MASSIVE FAIL
i even got an american flag hahaha
i won't shit on it as much as i wanna, that's a little too immature but if i did i'd send it to a neocon
i don't trust their technology and neither should you
yes, flip phone life (if you're not on board you will drown)
***i love how i was gonna end the video and then chose to continue insulting society
you deserve to drown becuz you have chosen
demonic devices
man i go so hard, this is brilliant "satire" cos lauren knows that i am soooooo serious but i totally sound like i'm joking or being obtuse