Holy Nonessential: Irrelevant Social Club

After Years of Frustration with the Church, Don Beyer Joined the Atheist Club in Congress, and Webb Joined the Church as Defendants in Court

[FOB FREEDOM, February 4, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, one “hypocritical Christian” sued the government when a dreaded coronavirus, measured in nanoparticle units was apparently larger than a mustard seed of faith, closing the doors to in-person worship. One “hypocritical Christian” brought a case of first impression, bringing a case under the provisions of the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances (FACE) Act providing a civil remedy for the unlawful blocking of access to a place of worship. One “hypocritical Christian” sued the Governor when he had encouraged gay men to celebrate La Vie Boehme during Pride Month in a pandemic that found over a thousand breakthrough infections one month later in Provincetown amongst gay men, reveling and celebrating under the false perception of security and immunity. And now one “hypocritical Christian” who grew up in Black Church, but, apparently, today, “ain’t really Black”, has a case in federal court against Black Churches from Harlem to Atlanta, which have closed their doors to the unvaccinated, but in his last correspondence one man from Tarsus said that when he began no man stood with him, and as he wrote, “only Luke is with me now.”

According to the oft-quoted Rev. King, himself quoting the theologian Reinhold Niebur, had said that “groups tend to be less moral than individuals,” and, sitting alone in a Birmingham jail had confessed that he “wept over the laxity of the church”, that he “meeting young people every day whose disappointment with the church has risen to outright disgust”, and that “[s]ome have been kicked out of their churches, and lost support of their bishops and fellow ministers”. Rev. King had expressed a “hope the church as a whole will meet the challenge of this decisive hour”, and quoted T.S. Elliot, stating that “there is no greater treason than to do the right deed for the wrong reason.”

Rev. King had observed that, even in his day and age, “so often the arch supporter of the status quo”, and that “[f]ar from being disturbed by the presence of the church, the power structure of the average community is consoled by the church's silent and often vocal sanction of things as they are”, and spoke of an earlier church, albeit “small in number but big in commitment”, who “were too God-intoxicated to be ‘astronomically intimidated’”, and Rev. King said that “[w]henever the early Christians entered a town the power structure got disturbed and immediately sought to convict them for being ‘disturbers of the peace’ and ‘outside agitators.’” And while when Senator Corey Booker looks at Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, he sees himself, one case currently before the federal courts asks, when you look at that description, as a Christian, does that honestly look like you?

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

For more on this topic, please call Major Mike Webb for Virginia at (802) HOT-RLTW, or email at Mike.Webb84@gmail.com.