sex, drugs and schizophrenia (ag standup)

i love how kelsey makes himself laugh repeatedly
every time he said that dude's name i think he's saying jordan peterson
sooo difficult every time i do this
i seriously look drunk
that's ronnit cackling
she's jewish, anybody notice
thank you for knowing my name
okay, there's a dude drumming
that's so like me
did you know that they lied about dinosaurs much like everything else
they were at least watching me
no the hymen doesn't come swimmin back once you get baptized
women dunno that our bodies are a gift
did a little dance, totally over did this by the way
my shit is forever scattered, never together FOOLS
poly sided tracked
how many people drink/do drugs with a house...three claps
Late Night Weed Run
hothead vs. pothead
progress by the american definition
hashgag: satan is my homeboy
i'd still be peeing, no tea/beer/coffee just passion
i blow my own mind like a five grand an hr prostitute that swallows
ag writes the best sex jokes
an amputation, God forbid
phantom libido, ain't nobody home
that was such a good joke that went up and over their head
well at least they got the bad sex jokes
schizophrenia told me i'm the husband, made outta sandpaper
men are women 2.0 hashgag go chop some wood
twenty seconds
blob of humanity, yes i'm sure
i love how they were too afraid to laugh at that
burger wraps from sns yes it is smart, thank you kelsey