Everything You Need to Know About Achieving Success in Higher Education

Worried about not getting into college because you’re dangerously underqualified? Never you worry, my simple friend—strut right up to the Dean’s office with these three aces up your sleeve and you’ll be up to your cold sores in that sweet, indiscriminate, and perfectly socially-appropriate degeneracy before you can say, “Student loans don’t qualify for bankruptcy.”

Clipped from episode 2, "Sweet and Sour Peasant Soup."