ChatGPT: Jokes
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a dog that can play the piano? A Bach-terrier.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
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