Anything for You
Anything for You
by James Parker
All the
boys say they love you, you're pretty, you're fine
Trying to win your heart all of the time
You think I'm crazy, but baby just maybe
I think that you should be mine
I'd do anything for you
I'd do everything that they wouldn't do
Because I'm crazier for you then all those dudes
I'd do anything for you
Fly to Jurassic Park a beat a T-Rex's ass
Walk through Central City in a jacket made of cash
I'd steal a chain from Fabolous, outdrink a Mick
Resurrect Lazarus, and kick him in his dick
I would divide by zero, solve for pi
Be a jukebox hero, and lick a lion's eye
I'll be nice to your mom, eat a lit cherry bomb,
Swim Pacific in a thong, then I'll tip over Guam
I'd do anything for you
I'd do everything that they wouldn't do
Because I'm crazier for you then all them other dudes
I'd do anything for you
I'd do anything for you
drown a bag of kittens in a vat of yoohoo
even drink the water from Camp Lejune
I'd do anything for you
I'd win the Daytona on a 10 speed bike
I'd eat a cereal even Mikey doesn't like
I'd let you go first when we play Putt Putt
I'd put a honey butter biscuit up your butt
I'd get a bag of Lays and eat just one
Put Mick Jagger under my thumb
Kill an archduke and start World War One
Find Ted Nugent and steal all his guns
I'd do anything for you
I'd do everything that they wouldn't do
Because I'm crazier for you then all them other dudes
I'd do anything for you
I'd do anything for you
drown a bag of kittens in a vat of yoohoo
even drink the water from Camp Lejune
I'd do anything for you
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