Bigfoot Cant Handle His Drink!!!

One day, deep in the forest, Bigfoot was feeling a bit wild. He had heard about this strange new thing called "alcohol" and he was curious to try it. So, he went to his friends house where he made him a drink with screwball peanut butter whiskey.

Suddenly, he felt a strange sensation in his head and he stumbled around, trying to keep his balance. He sat down on and started to feel dizzy. The next thing he knew, he had passed out.

When he woke up the next morning, he had the worst headache of his life. He looked around and saw the empty whiskey bottle lying next to him. He realized that alcohol was not for him and vowed never to drink again. From that day on, he was known as the "Sober Bigfoot."