Being a professional comedian is simple

It’s not easy to make it as a professional comedian, but it’s not complicated. You just need solid material and the fortitude to travel around trying to get comedy club owners to actually pay you what you’re worth. It’s grueling and I’m not tough enough to deal with scummy people, so I’ll probably never make it unless the world starts embracing the horrible jokes i like to tell.

from episode 60 of The Tim Weichselbaum Show.

Full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If8FSUhjpgI