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season 7 episode 13 After he is beaten in a fight by a baby, Stewie starts attending a gym with Peter; Chris starts a new relationship with a popular girl at school and realises that popularity is like physicsShow more

Come spend some time with the Griffins. Peter's the obnoxious, befuddled father. Lois is the loving mother. Son Chris is often confused, and daughter Meg is too smart for her own good. Speaking of smart, we'll all be in trouble if maniacal genius Stewie (the baby of the family) gets his way. Oh, and don't forget the martini-sipping mutt, Brian. This perfectly normal suburban family is the brainchild of mad-genius creator @SethMacFarlane

Mmm... That feels good. Giggity!
Okay now, sweetie. This isn't gonna hurt at all. Those lying bastards at Johnson & Johnson! We'll put, "No more tears" on the label. But it does make you cry. I know. Lois, you should just let those wounds get infected. It'll teach him a lesson about being tough. Peter, he's just a baby. You got to let this go. My baby boy got beat up by a girl. What was weird was that she was crying, but the way she was standing over me made it look like I was crying, which was weird. Peter, what exactly are you worried is gonna happen because of this? World War V. Peter, we've been over this. There has to be a World War llI and IV first. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's the beauty of World War V, Lois. It's so intense it skips over the other two. Peter, it doesn't work... I have spoken! There's Connie D'Amico. Chris, don't walk next to me
How do you know she's gay? Short haircut, stubby legs, doesn't respond to my advances. You haven't answered my question! Why the hell does Stewie look like this? Well, I took him to the gym, and the colorful gent there advised me that I put him on steroids. And you listened to him? Yeah. I believe everything everyone tells me anywhere. What's going on, B minus? What's the haps? Stewie, you look gross. You look like Lou Ferrigno's poop. I look like a guy who's been hitting the gym. It has nothing to do with the gym. You're on drսg. Doesn't matter how you find the pot of gold, B to the Ryan. All that matters is that you beat the leprechauns. That doesn't make any sense. It doesn't have to make sense when you look like this! I am hotter than phone sеx with a blind girl. You sound hot. What are you wearing? I don't know.
If I'm gonna be seen with you, we have to do something about that look. Now, take that hat off. Oh, God! Your hair's all combed. Here. Let me fix that. All right, good. Now let's give you a pencil-thin douchebag beard. Oh, heavens! I look like a rake. No, you look like you don't care, and that's good. Oh. Okay. Um, if we're dating, does that mean when we go in there I can hold your hand? Good idea. Then everyone will think you're popular. Well, I don't really care about that. I want to hold your hand 'cause I like you. I don't understand. Well, I think you're nice, and I like spending time with you. You're really pretty, and I hope I get to be with you for a long time. Wow. Um... No guy has ever said anything that nice to me before. Well, maybe you've been hanging around with jerks. Yeah, maybe I have. Hey, forget the pep rally. You want to go see a movie? Cool. Maybe we could go see that Chazz Palminteri/Paul Sorvino movie, Distracting Trumpet. I want to thank you all for coming out here today. We got a serious situation down in the Bronx. Our friend needs to get a message to the short man in the hat. He needs to deliver this message before the construction-site contracts are handed down. It's of vital importance that these matters be attended to! So we may have to bring in our friend from Yonkers! What? I said we may have to bring in our friend from Yonkers!
Before we begin, Chris Griffin has an announcement for the cool kids. Yeah, hey, guys. The meeting of the Cool Kids Club will be at 3:15, leaning up against Tim Breckner's SUV in the parking lot. Would you fսck me? I'd fսck me I'd fսck me so hard Hey, Chris. What's that? Did you sit on something? Chris Griffin's a freak! What a loser! I'm gay, all right? Oh! Come on. It's me, Griff-a! You don't get to talk like that anymore! Connie, the person who humiliated you has himself been humiliated. By the rules of high school, you are now popular again. Well, we did it, Connie. Thanks for your help, Meg. There's no chance we're gonna be friends now, is there? Absolutely not. Can I at least think about you in the tub later? No! I'm still gonna. Well, Chris, you must feel ridiculous. I do, Dad. And, Meg, I'm really sorry I was such a douche. Well, there is a way you can make it up to me. How? Tell me what it was like being one of them. It was like basking in the warm glow of a higher intelligence as it envelops you and allows you to become part of its everlasting glory. I flew today.
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