Ted Gunderson: the CIA makes mafia look like a Sunday school class.

Theodore L. Gunderson (1928 – 2011) was a Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Agent In Charge and head of the Los Angeles FBI, an American author, and a conspiracy theorist. Some of his FBI case work included the Death of Marilyn Monroe and the Assassination of John F. Kennedy. He was the author of the best-selling book How to Locate Anyone Anywhere Without Leaving Home. In later life, he promoted a number of conspiracy theories, notably including satanic ritual abuse.

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