i'm not lookin down ever (unless there's a Bible in front of me)

don't let anyone steer you in the other direction
i strive for sumin better
all the excuses that people make myself included
i know Somebody that is perfect
a lotta people don't have good examples
the purpose of getting closer and trying harder
i pity those that laugh at the endeavor of trying to do better
shitting on God and stuff that actually works
i succeed cos i accept that i failyou don't wanna see somebody succeed...it just hurts too much
outta touch w/ what they really are
gimme a machete and i'd chop off my right arm right now
i know too much about addiction to think that them taking over is some superstition
possession, demonology, manslaughter (i forgot sorcery)
i gotta get over, range rover!
check out that sky
in the middle of doin orders at work i learn sign language
others are learning signs cos of me
i used to be a libertarian just like you
i don't wanna meddle and that's why i hate social networks
social networks: attempting to tell other people what to do (and it never bloody works)
GOD IS ALWAYS PAYING ATTENTION
you forget that your actions have consequences
thank you free love movement
abortion is the end result
sports...sheep related stuff
it's not football season, we're in the playoffs hahahaha
what are people watching on their phones THAT is what is going on
"covid" hahahahaha
my ass looks better in these jeans
that little microscopic piece of skin, that was it aren't you so lucky
the sheep freak out about what's not happening
...and almost immediately after i made this declaration...
the sheep are so reliably naive it's really not funny at all (and i'm a comedian)
black sheep of adopted family, rejected twice or 3-5x on holidays
i'm over that now, it's just the way it is
i mainly write jokes from my perspective but comedy is all about perspective in general