Corpse Vaccine – Keep Your Loved Ones Safe After Death
First, we brought you a vaccine for your beloved pets. Then, we brought you the first-ever vaccine for honeybees. Now, introducing the world’s first vaccine for your dearly departed, CorpseVax. CorpseVax has been scientifically tested and shown to be 95% effective at protecting earthworms from the harmful diseases and chemicals found in decaying human remains. We also found that 93% of priests interviewed by the CorpseVax team stated that CorpseVax increases the departed’s chances of going to heaven. This is not only a physical vaccine, but a vaccine for your soul. And all of this for only $3,999 injected directly into your loved one’s body up to 24 hours after death. We are also pleased to announce CorpseVax for pets, for only $1,999. Never again will you have to fear that your beloved pet will bring harm to innocent earthworms. CorpseVax, vaccine for life.
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