You suddenly gain godlike powers over the universe, what is the first thing you do?

You suddenly gain godlike powers over the universe, what is the first thing you do?
The first thing I would do is stop time for the whole universe (myself excluded) so I would have more time to think about what to do and avoid catastrophic unintended consequences. Hopefully I remember to resume time before I leave this dimension to some other reality....
I'd appear on some toast.
Realise that I now have the power to accidentally delete existence and then immediately and accidentally do so as my brain considers how I'd do it
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I would explore.
Stop time, chill for a thousand years.
Make it so cereal bags never rip the wrong way ever again.
Generate a new seed.
Probably change the laws of this universe to make it an abundant utopia before peacing out and making my own universe with elves and dwarves and magic and shit
Teleport to Mars and build my own fancy castle out of nowhere
Force war-mongering politicians to fight each other to the death while we all observe.
Pause time for a few hours so I can take a fat ass nap without anyone bothering me
I'm totally making dwarves.
Ask my cat if she likes me. I genuinely would like to know.
Cure the world of all its ills and problems, then see if everyone goes insane like Agent Smith said
Have the ability to talk to my dog and him understand me so I can tell him to calm down and explain that I just want cuddles sometimes
Figure out who the old god was and ask some... Questions.
Welp.. a while back I had a lucid dream and I had god like powers. The first thing I did was clap my hands together over my head and summoned bees while screaming, "BEES!!". They scared me when they started flying around so I woke up. So I guess that
Leave Earth and explore.
Fix all the potholes.
Everyone is healthy
Go find the previous god and ask him what the flock yo.
Build a glass castle on Mars
Modify my own behavior/psychology to be more resistant to corruption by the power, more wise, and immune to insanity induced by the huge amounts of time and boredom. Basically I would get rid of all my human instincts that were born of evolution in a limited-resource and entropy-prone world without sacrificing compassion and understanding of the fact that other humans still have those instincts.
Make my dog live as long as me
figure out what idiot gave me godlike powers
First instinct? Make the perfect cup of tea
Learn everything I can, from that work out what needs intervention and what needs to be left to people to solve, then act on that
Bring back my best boy beagle who died this afternoon :'(
Change the speed of light just a fraction to flock with the scientists
Consult Morgan Freeman on next steps
Disappear entirely. I'm a gamer not a game creator.
Sleep.
Heal all emotional traumas and mental illnesses in the world
Jerk off. I’ll need the post nut clarity
Fix this shit.
Give the entire population common sense and logical thinking
Sleep in...
Explain it to every human at the same time so they’d stop fighting over religious differences. Tho I’m sure they’d just find something else to fight about at some point.
Force everyone to feel the pain they inflict on other people.
I’m smiting 90% of Twitter users
Destroy all mosquitoes
Worldwide pizza party!
Change the ending of GOT a better one
Erradicate fire ants by sending them to their true home... The center of the flocking Sun.
Three day weekends.
Trigger a 15-minute simultaneous orgasm to all beings.
I'd make sure that there are hot milfs in my area.
Reduce gravity sligtly during the day so everybody dont get so tired. Also eveybody speaks the same language, no more barriers there. Make sure fusion reactors finnaly work for clean cheap energy. Then kill some people who deserve it according to mankind.
I’m healing Togashi so he can finally resume Hunter x Hunter
Turn all known explosives on Earth into cheese products. What now hoomans?
Give myself all the self confidence in the world so I could form meaningful relationships
Spank on world live tv some "leaders", make a psychic transmission to everybody saying that be a decent human being or else, and organize a committee to start exploring ways to get humanity to the fricking stars without exploiting each other, fixing the social inequality, and healing the planet.
Go Light Yagami on these mofos
Turn back time 48 hours so i can stop my nephew from committing suicide.
Make sure no children die from cancer
Erase greed and cruelty.
Have a single toilet on another planet where I go to poop.
Cause every single child molester/abuser on earth to spontaneously combust the moment they are alone.
First thing is quit college and my job, second is too acquire all knowledge in the universe, since I'm not getting classes anymore
I’m gonna sleep for a while and not care about work because I’m a god and I can thrive and prosper with minimal effort.
Delete all social media. End chronic long term illnesses.