Bonus: A Crypto Carol by St Nick.

A Crypto Carol by St Nick

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the web
Everyone was saying
That bitcoin was dead

Crypto had been in winter
since the start of the year.
People were shaking.
The indicator said fear.

And news of CBDCs
They're all just crap
Just a way for the banks
to get your ass trapped.

And Nayib Bukele
Is he dictator or dude?
I know the world bank
thinks his economy's screwed.

When they froze bank accounts
It was like a kick to the groin
But then, to the rescue, 
came crypto and bitcoin.

Some lost their coins
Tho not part of the plan
they clicked on a link
and fell for a scam.

Custody providers
Went bankrupt or went bust.
I've been sayin' all year
In hardware, we trust.

The exchanges were quiet
Since FTX Died
Lotta people lost a lotta dough
When SBF lied

And Caroline Ellison,
A bit of a fink
Stabbed Sam in the Back
To stay out of the clink

Then there was Do Kwon
And the coin that wasn't Stable
Tried to hide his failure
And you know he wasn't quite able

And then there was Su Zhu 
and Kyle Jeffries, his Pal
They skipped town 
and threw in the towel.

And Celsius, and BlockFi, Voyager and Galois
And Galaxy, And Multicoin and Pantera, Oh Boy

How quickly they grow
So very tall
But run away, run away
Before they do fall

Now before your hope
In humanity does fail
Just remember this fact
Sam's going to jail

Now God Jul to all
And make your heart light
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And listen tomorrow night