While at the grocery store
1 year ago
So, I was at the grocery store the other day and I saw this guy wearing a shirt that said "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." And I was like, dude, if you have to explain it, you're probably not right.
I mean, think about it. If you're truly confident in your position, you shouldn't have to explain it. You should just say it and move on. It's like when someone says "I'm not yelling, I'm just talking loudly." No, you're yelling. Just admit it and maybe try using your indoor voice.
And have you ever noticed how people are always saying "I'm not racist, but..."? Like, if you have to qualify it, you're probably a little racist. It's like when people say "I'm not sexist, but women just aren't as good at math." No, you're sexist.
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