Testing Reading Glasses. No, I'm Not Blind, Just Far-Sighted and Having Some Fun 🐻‍❄️🤍👩‍🦳💚

Just spontaneously taking the stage here to try on these 'cheap' but totally hot and cool reading glasses that spared me a major optometrist cost (free eye exam bc of benefits, but the frames, OH The frames and lens grinding, bam!)
In addition, three songs keep ringing through my mind, Black Pinks Pink Venom, the "Money doesn't jiggle, wiggle, it folds," and the Huluween Dragstravaganza's song for "The Big Opening!"
and so here I sit motivated to do this video for a quick, hot sec.