Why lions fear Hippopotamus 🦛

1 year ago
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Hippopotamus and I have too much in common for us not to be related:
We hate cats
We like water
We are kind of thick
We value family
We are not opposed to killing
We love our friends
We are territorial
We make weird sounds
We are unpredictable
We hate assholes
We are graceful
We eat a lot
We store food in our mouths for later
We have tough skin (literally/figuratively)that is nearly impenetrable
We are very fast over short distances
Etc

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