maybe i purposely cursed myself as a drunk+bob marley dub

trying not to be as late *less than ten min today
backing out of even an attempt to be on time
yep, still on this track, gonna run this joke into the ground
restaurant work+standup comedy
i need to get back into that, i keep on saying that but alas
andre says hi (meows)
living comedians operate in a joking fashion all the time
sometimes there's rhyme n reason, most times not
poinsettias from church, so many it's ridiculous
the worst thing about everyone is their smartphone
is the end of west civ really such a bad thing
i do appreciate electricity, man
no matter what my head says i still have a vagina
most of society doesn't care cos they have too many things to distract them
if it doesn't make sense to me, it doesn't make sense at all
the beauty of being an outsider
listen to bob marley dub
sari i know you were probably lookin forward to seeing my "ass" again
i was a funny drunk that self-destructed in such obvious ways it was amusing
making mistakes to destroy any chance at a normal ass life possibly intentionally
i dunno how to schmooze w/ people that i don't like
no affect, no enthusiasm, not excited about anything you say
zombies vs. overly sensitive emotional basketcases
zombies aren't funny, that's my problem w/ em
at least cluster B personality types are a little bit more interesting
watch this "person" dutifully take anti-depressant
the bigger picture purpose of hashtags
the cell phone companies are the main slave master
such a dark video, this is amusing cos most of my videos are way darker
i don't like the sun either, vortex