13 jewish jokes

Joke number 1:
Why was the Jewish grandfather always calm?
He took his complaining with a grain of schaltz.Show more

Joke number 2:
Why do Jewish men die before their wives?
They want to.

Joke number 3:
How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a rock at it.

Joke number 4:
Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
They never let anyone finish a sentence.

Joke number 5:
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a rabbi?
Frostbite.

Joke number 6:
Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
It interferes with their suffering.

Joke number 7;
How do you know if a Jewish grandfather is angry?
He starts speaking in Yiddish.

Joke number 8:
Why do Jewish kids always do well in math?
They learn it before they learn to talk.

Joke number 9:
What do you get when you cross a rabbi with a snowman?
A brrr-abi.

Joke number 10:
Why was the Jewish grandmother always calm?
She had a lot of chutzpah.

Joke number 11:
Why don't Jewish grandmothers drive at night?
They're afraid they'll hit a bagel.

Joke number 12:
How do Jewish grandmothers take pictures?
They use a throwie.

Joke number 13:
What's a Jewish grandmother's favorite movie?
Anything with subtitles.