Dat's A Dirty Dog

A dirty dog that's been dragged through the dirt, four downright dirty dogs. Too dirty for much mustard. Otherwise you would have been awed by my mustard technique. But these dogs is just too dang dirty. First these dogs was broiled, then they was boiled, and they buns was toasted. That's how dirty these dogs are. Just dirty dogs, ya dig? Broiler pan ain't even clean from last week's nuggets. Sopping up that dirty. Dogs boiled in water then used for dirty spaghetti. Spadirty. Dogetti. #hotdogs #dirtydogs