Satan's 11 rules

Rule number 1:
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

Rule number 2:
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

Rule number 3:
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

Rule number 4:
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

Rule number 5:
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

Rule number 6:
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

Rule number 7:
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

Rule number 8:
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

Rule number 9:
Do not harm little children.

Rule number 10:
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

Rule number 11:
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.