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James in the pyramids
Once upon a time, in the ancient pyramids of Egypt, a group of archaeologists were exploring a long-lost tomb. As they delved deeper into the pyramid, they began to hear strange noises emanating from the chambers ahead.
"What could it be?" one of the archaeologists whispered nervously.
"I don't know," replied another, "but I have a feeling it's not going to be good."
As they cautiously approached the source of the noises, they were startled to see a group of mummies dancing wildly to loud music blaring from a boombox in the corner.
"What the...?" the archaeologists exclaimed in disbelief.
But the mummies paid them no attention, they were too busy having the time of their lives. One of the archaeologists couldn't help but join in, and soon the whole group was dancing along with the mummies.
As it turned out, the tomb had been sealed for so long that the mummies inside had gotten bored and decided to throw a little party. And as the archaeologists danced the night away with their new mummy friends, they couldn't help but wonder what other secrets the pyramids held.
As the party raged on, one of the archaeologists, a young man named James, found himself particularly enamored with a beautiful mummy named Cleopatra. Despite being several thousand years old, Cleopatra still had all the charm and grace of a queen.
James couldn't resist asking her to dance, and as they twirled around the tomb, he knew he was falling head over heels in love.
"I know this might sound crazy," he whispered in her ear as they danced, "but I think I'm falling in love with you."
Cleopatra just chuckled and winked at him. "I think I might be falling in love with you too," she replied.
And so, James and Cleopatra danced the night away, completely unaware of the centuries that separated them. As dawn approached, the other archaeologists reluctantly tore themselves away from the party and made their way back to the surface.
But James knew he couldn't leave Cleopatra behind. So, he made the bold decision to stay with her in the pyramid, living out the rest of his days as a mummy in the embrace of his one true love. And as the years passed, the archaeologists who had discovered them would often return to the pyramid, just to catch a glimpse of the happy couple still dancing in the tomb.
The end.
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