20 scottish jokes
Joke number 1:
Why was the Scottish football team so bad at scoring goals?
Because every time they got a corner, they opened a pub!
Joke number 2:
Why did the Scottish man wear a kilt to his wedding?
Because he was "wee-d" to it!
Joke number 3:
Why was the Scottish man's garden always in perfect shape?
Because he had a "tater-tot" of pride!
Joke number 4:
Why did the Scottish man start a band?
Because he was "fiddle-dee-dee" with excitement!
Joke number 5:
Why did the Scottish man refuse to eat haggis?
Because he was "neeps" about it!
Joke number 6:
Why did the Scottish man become a bartender?
Because he was "wee-d" to pouring drinks!
Joke number 7:
Why did the Scottish man always carry an umbrella?
Because he was "dreich" on rainy days!
Joke number 8:
Why did the Scottish man never wear socks?
Because he was "bare-fit" for them!
Joke number 9:
Why did the Scottish man refuse to eat broccoli?
Because it was "neeps" to him!
Joke number 10:
Why did the Scottish man wear a kilt to his job interview?
Because he wanted to "wee-d" out the competition!
Joke number 11:
Why did the Scottish man start a book club?
Because he was "bonnie" for reading!
Joke number 12:
Why did the Scottish man refuse to play poker?
Because he was "neeps" about being bluffed!
Joke number 13:
Why did the Scottish man refuse to eat at fancy restaurants?
Because he was "neeps" about the prices!
Joke number 14:
Why did the Scottish man refuse to go bungee jumping?
Because he was "neeps" about the height!
Joke number 15:
Why did the Scottish man start a band?
Because he was "fiddle-dee-dee" with excitement!
Joke number 16:
Why did the Scottish man become a carpenter?
Because he was "wee-d" to working with wood!
Joke number 17:
Why did the Scottish man start a bakery?
Because he was "bonnie" for baking!
Joke number 18:
Why did the Scottish man start a garden?
Because he was "tater-tot" about growing his own vegetables!
Joke number 19:
Why did the Scottish man start a brewery?
Because he was "wee-d" to making his own beer!
Joke number 20:
Why did the Scottish man start a winery?
Because he was "wee-d" to making his own wine!
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