Another 7 Jokes

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Joke number 1:
Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants.

Joke number 2:
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.

Joke number 3:
Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.

Joke number 4:
Why was the cookie sad? Because it was feeling crumbly.

Joke number 5:
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Joke number 6:
Why did the duck go to outer space? To see the quackside.

Joke number 7:
Why was the dinosaur kicked out of the museum? Because it was exhibiting bad behavior.

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