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Wasted Potential Ep.2 - Netflix Castlevania (Uncensored)
Unlike my W.P. Game Of Thrones video, I'd thought to try a subtly different approach to this video. I had meant to have this video ready for release last month, but more pressing matters required my attention as well as the time it took for me to edit this in Shotcut and redo the audio in Audacity nearly 4 times. I do profusely apologise for the jarring audio at certain points of the video.
I take no pleasure in speaking negatively of this show or the people involved and I have tried, but failed to remain neutral in this video.
In truth... I utterly despise both this show and its writer as it's both a mockery to my favourite video game series and an insult in good writing. If you're a fan of this show, you will find my thoughts on this show... biasedly unpleasant.
Before this, at one point, I forgot who Warren Ellis was and after seeing this show, I wish it stayed that way. I now understand how the Star Wars/Star Trek/The Witcher/etc. fans feel at this point.
All credits are in the video itself. If I've missed any please let me know so that I can add them as well.
00:00 - 00:18 Spoiler alert & Intro
00:19 - 03-38 What is Castlevania about
03:39 - 04:54 The origins of the Netflix series
04:55 - 07:53 The premise and what I good I can find on the Netflix series
07:54 - 09:46 The bad and the vile, starting with the tryhard, psuedo-edgy writing
09:47 - 10:04 The impression Warren Ellis left on me as a writer
10:05 - 11:01 The games DO have a good story for anyone that actually bothered to look into it
11:02 - 12:03 The childish demonization of the Christian faith by an unprofessional writer
12:04 - 14:08 A brief measure of characters vs their original selves: Trevor Belmont
14:09 - 15:59 A brief measure of characters vs their original selves: Sypha Belnades
16:00 - 18:01 A brief measure of characters vs their original selves: Alucard
18-02 - 19:24 The omission of Grant Danasty done out of spite
19:25 - 21:45 Insufferable feminist caricature: Carmilla
21:46 - 22:11 Pointless checkboxes
22:12 - 24:59 He may as well have been the show's protagonist: Dracula
25:00 - 25:05 How to destroy a potentially good character: Saint Germain
25:06 - 29:44 Hand-Me-Down may as well have been a different character: Isaac Laforeze
29:45 - 31:03 This show wants to be everything trendy, but comes off all the worse for it
31:04 - 31:41 When snother character must be diminished to elevate a race-swapped Gary Stu
31:42 - 35:00 A spiraling shitshow that people are pretending doesn't stink
35:01 - 35:28 And nothing of value was lost
35:29 - 38:46 This one stings the worst and fully cemented my hatred for Netflixvania
35:47 - 39:22 Castlevania is now among a string of vandalised works by spiteful, talentless hacks
39:23 - 39:46 Why this show failed in the face of its brief and hollow success
39:47 - 41:49 My hatred for this show and the hacks behind it, is now complete
41:50 - 42:14 Netflixvania Nocturne is the Solo to Ellisvania's Last Jedi
42:15 - 43:20 My closing thoughts
42:21 - 44:24 Credits roll
44:25 Outro clip
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