i said uncle tom when i meant peeping tom *the "comedy" just never stops

it's a rebellious xmas
we don't follow the rules any day, even on xmas
thelonious will just have to get over it, he has no choice in the matter
once again, vindicated
follow your own set of rules
intersection ethics
you're not a terrible person if you say fuck it
damn superego people are so annoying
...even if it damages their vehicle
that tiny ass thing in the sky over there is supposedly the moon
yes, it is xmas once again
these directions were confusing, okay
my dad is always stressed now
the only thing i can do: buy a bottle of wine
impressed cos i remembered the type of chardonnay they liked
such a captivating story right there
last year i went all out and bought everybody a gift
i remember thinking: this is the one and only time i will do this (called it)
i guess imma give my friend todd a double gift cos his bday is in the beginning of january
time is irrelevant anyway
epilogue is the correct term, i was actually right for once
gonna make pot brownies tonight, so excited
i haven't eaten eggs for a month and a half
i ate two slices of prime rib and i am not much of a carnivore
cool kids stay out late due to church services
convince kids to do sumin by doin it late at night
schizos can stay up all night no matter what so booyah
the perks to being yours truly
being alone beats the alternative
i hate blinkers like that, so annoying
their driving is not enthusiastic enough damnit
not enough light displays this year
if you haven't seen the inside of my house
the room of a college student vs. the room of a child
oooooh! way cooler if it was in colour tho, oh well
a common thought that i have whenever i see a xmas tree inside somebody's window
an example of what i am talking about coming right up...
society is living thru memes and hashtags but i guess it was always thru social trends
amazing footage of landscape in the dark
sample of rebellion right there
i am trying to stop saying things like that
i need to quit quitting when will i ever learn
i love these ghetto ass inflatable thingies in people's yards
thank God i can turn left
i hate being behind or in front of somebody
no concerns, no disapproval
classic ag "art"
we always think we missed the turn
that sign remained in that little patch of grass for almost a month
i guess this is just true shit about getting older in general
people tend to deteriorate after awhile
vivian is the smartest kid i've ever met and she's a miracle baby
maybe we should get gas
this little girl reminded me so much of myself and the way i still am after all these years
"i know i'm difficult" clever girl
i am still the problem child
people think success is either business or procreating
selling my ideas? leary to do it their way
don't wanna be forced to cave all cos i want money or sumin equally lame
what's convenient is usually not right
instagram is the worst one
i remember thinking that fb was the worst thing ever, i had no idea that tik tok would eventually exist so...
don't ever say that you hate sumin cos they'll just make a worse version of it a couple years later