Die Hard in Emergency!

I knocked myself out before lunch when I landed on my shoulder and shook my brain.
When Nikki saw me in her rear view mirror slip and knock myself out on the speed bump when I was hurrying in to get a 2L of Diet Pepsi for the next customer.
2 random guys and Nikki who’s Ford Edge was parked in the traffic line suddenly appeared around me lying over the speed bump on the road past No Frills in GP.
So I talked them all down as they stood me up by looking them in the eye(which I can’t see anybody’s pupil for more than a couple seconds before my mind which can not see anything in the middle and right of my vision as my brain resets, looking for my Center of Vision.).
LOL, so I went in looking for the soda isle where some Fire Fighters stopped and interrogated me before I got past the tills to the soda.
Nikki found me waiting at the door and walked me to the Edge.
Nikki decided to take me to the hospital when there is no contact pain on my head, only when I lift my shoulder does it get sore…