COVID HELL (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

COVID HELL (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
If I catch a cold
I’ll get locked away
Sneezing’s not a thing
Coughing is a fright
Spreading droplets if I sing
I may not make the night. Oh!

Sanitize, Sanitize,
Lysol all the way.
Oh! what fun to scrub my hands
And keep those germs away! Hey!
Just be well, just be well
Take that shot, they say
Just as safe - as cyanide
And one foot in the grave!
 
A day or two ago
A booster came to mind
I went off to the doc
A one pager I signed
He stuck the needle in
Informed consent – or not
Never mind a heart attack,
A stroke or a blood clot. Oh!

Mask as well, Mask as well,
Three ply all the way.
Telling us to hide our face
To keep those germs away! Hey!
To be well, To be well
Take a shot, they say
Just as safe - as cyanide
And one foot in the grave!

 
I’ve followed all the rules
I’ve taken every prick
Someone tell me why
I keep getting sick??
Could it be the case
That we have all been played
And everything that we’ve been told
Is just a Mask-charade!? Oh!

COVID hell! COVID hell!
Keep those jabs away!
Trust in your immunity
To keep those colds at bay, hey!
Vax hard pass, kiss my ass
Toss your mask away!
Celebrate, don’t isolate
And live your life your way!